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LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN
FEED KENNY
The villain of the GME saga, finally listed on his victims' chain. He turned off your buy button. You get to put him in a jar. $MAYO.
Retail was winning too hard, so the buy button mysteriously disappeared. Citadel said it had nothing to do with it. Pure coincidence. Nothing to see here.
THE VILLAIN
Ken Griffin. Kenny. The mayo man himself. The eternal bad guy of the saga. GME, STONKS and TENDIES already trade on Robinhood Chain, but the story was missing one character.
JUL 2026
So we brought him here. Trapped in a jar. On the chain built by the app that betrayed you. Where nobody can turn the buy button off.
expert technical analysis
source: trust me bro. past performance of mayo does not guarantee future mayo.
the numbers (the real ones)
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price — per jar. yes, really
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market cap — fully diluted jar value
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24h volume — mayo moved in 24h
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24h change — since yesterday
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holders — kenny's captors
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burned 🔥 — sent to the shadow realm
warming up the number machine…
THEY TOOK YOUR CONFETTI · WE BROUGHT IT BACK · CLICK THE JAR · THEY TOOK YOUR CONFETTI · WE BROUGHT IT BACK · CLICK THE JAR · THEY TOOK YOUR CONFETTI · WE BROUGHT IT BACK · CLICK THE JAR ·
mayonomics
0%
taxes. kenny pays enough lawyers
100%
fair launch on NOXA, LP locked forever
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utility. it's a jar of mayo. you knew that
🔥 10M
half the dev bag, burned by community request. the other half is kenny's cellmate. proof
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