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LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN

FEED KENNY

The villain of the GME saga, finally listed on his victims' chain. He turned off your buy button. You get to put him in a jar. $MAYO.

don't even think about it.
him
a smug jar of mayo

spoons of mayo served: 0

current mood: smug

(click the jar. he's always hungry.)

kenny's fullness0%
BUY $MAYO CHART @mayoonhood

CA: 0xc95e...4ed1 📋

the lore

JAN 28, 2021

Retail was winning too hard, so the buy button mysteriously disappeared. Citadel said it had nothing to do with it. Pure coincidence. Nothing to see here.

THE VILLAIN

Ken Griffin. Kenny. The mayo man himself. The eternal bad guy of the saga. GME, STONKS and TENDIES already trade on Robinhood Chain, but the story was missing one character.

JUL 2026

So we brought him here. Trapped in a jar. On the chain built by the app that betrayed you. Where nobody can turn the buy button off.

expert technical analysis

jan 28: button off you are here mayo zone 🥄

source: trust me bro. past performance of mayo does not guarantee future mayo.

THEY TOOK YOUR CONFETTI · WE BROUGHT IT BACK · CLICK THE JAR · THEY TOOK YOUR CONFETTI · WE BROUGHT IT BACK · CLICK THE JAR · THEY TOOK YOUR CONFETTI · WE BROUGHT IT BACK · CLICK THE JAR · 

mayonomics

0%
taxes. kenny pays enough lawyers
100%
fair launch on NOXA, LP locked forever
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utility. it's a jar of mayo. you knew that

how to buy

  1. Bridge ETH to Robinhood Chain (chain id 4663).
  2. Go to the $MAYO page on NOXA Fun.
  3. Smash the buy button. It works here. It always will.
SMASH BUY →

faq

is this financial advice?

It is a clickable jar of mayonnaise. No.

why mayo?

Because the internet decided years ago that Kenny loves mayo, and the internet is never wrong. We're just honoring tradition onchain.

can the buy button be turned off?

Not this time. Robinhood Chain is permissionless and the LP is locked in NOXA's locker contract forever. The button stays on. Forever.

wen lambo?

Sir, this is a condiment.

buy $MAYO
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